NPR Female Voice: “Oh, these Schweddy Balls really are cold. How long did you leave them out?” NPR Male Voice: “Well, it’s been awhile… Sometimes if I don’t get them out every once in awhile, they start to turn blue.” NPR Female Voice: “Blue Balls? Oh, honey… whenever I’m around, I can promise you will […]
Archives for September 2011
Warning!!!
The Surgeon General has found that cell phones may be hazardous to your health, including phones that are held near your brain, found nearby while sleeping, ingested, lit on fire, leaped on with bare feet, in use while filling your gas tank, and typed on while crossing a busy street. If cell phones are so […]