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Category Archives: Entertainment
Confessions of Abu Nahasapeemapetilon, Online Dating Addict
Abu Nahasapeemapetilon, Simpson’s cartoon character, Kwik-E-Mart cashier, and singer of the popular Prince rendition of, Tonight I’m going to party like its on sale for $19.99!, has reported plans to marry the popular Bollywood actress, Mallika Sherawat. Abu claims his … Continue reading
The Weather May be Getting Cooler, But Ben & Jerry Still Has Schweddy Balls
NPR Female Voice: “Oh, these Schweddy Balls really are cold. How long did you leave them out?” NPR Male Voice: “Well, it’s been awhile… Sometimes if I don’t get them out every once in awhile, they start to turn blue.” … Continue reading
Warning!!!
The Surgeon General has found that cell phones may be hazardous to your health, including phones that are held near your brain, found nearby while sleeping, ingested, lit on fire, leaped on with bare feet, in use while filling your … Continue reading
What's in that Stuff!
Folks, folks… what is this new product you ask? It is neither a cream, foam, liquid, natural, synthetic, or perishable. It is not healthy, harmful, doctor recommended, or whale tested. It may be purple… it may even be great… but … Continue reading
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My Weekends Hanging Out with the D-Listers
After getting kicked out of the Victoria’s Secret with Mickey Rourke, Charlie Sheen, and Richard Simmons for impersonating men, I knew I’d better step up my game or risk being labeled a dork for the rest of my life. I … Continue reading
Celebrity Roast: Jaime Pressly
How much do you really know about Jaime Pressly? She’s got a great body, sultry blonde hair, great bazooms, nice long legs, a firm butt… What are we forgetting? “There’s more to me than my long blonde hair and my … Continue reading
Celebrity Roast: Tricia Helfer
Unless you’ve spent the past ten years with your head planted in the back of a turnip truck, you’ve probably seen this beauty in action at least somewhere. If not on the big screen, then perhaps in the magazines, on … Continue reading
Celebrity Roast: Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson has been criticized since her stardom for her choice in men. Some critics claim that she falls in love too quickly like a glazed eye school girl, following her heart rather than looking at the reality of what … Continue reading
Modern Wisdom: I Cried because I had no shoes…
Then I met a man who had no feet (but shoes). I bought the shoes from him for 50 percent off the going price on eBay, and resold them on Craigslist for four times what I paid. I used the … Continue reading
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Celebrity Roast: Heidi Klum
Born from a hairdresser and cosmetics executive on June 1, 1973 in Cologne, Germany, Heidi Klum’s choices in life were obviously not far from becoming a supermodel. It was either that or a fashion designer, but when was the last … Continue reading
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