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If a Man Cheats on His Wife in the Middle of a Forest…

With a camcorder, three prostitutes, and a curious squirrel… did it really happen? Most unfaithful husbands seriously question the validity of such an action without a lawyer, the sworn word of the prostitutes, and a prenuptial agreement.

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The Evenings Are the Most Creative Part of My Day…

All I need after that is the urge to visit the can… and that’s when the real magic starts to happen.

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Top 10 Signs You’re Getting Too Fat

When you say, “That’s how I roll.” You mean it literally. You’ve had visions of using the back of your arms to fly. Your belly button has become somewhat of a safe deposit box. You’ve actually lost the TV remote … Continue reading

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If You Sit On Your Hand Until it Falls Asleep…

Are you cheating on yourself with a ‘strange’ hand should you decide to pleasure yourself, Or should that be considered fantasy role play?

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The Best of… College Practical Jokes

There have been many great pranks and practical jokes that have passed through college campuses and dormitories over the past couple centuries. In fact, it could be said that some of the greatest pranks in history were not pulled off … Continue reading

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The Celebrity Dating Game

Ever wonder which female celebrity would fit you best if you had the opportunity to hook up with one? Well, come on down, you’re the next contestant on… The Celebrity Dating Game! The show where your dreams (or worst nightmare) … Continue reading

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Choose-Your-Own “Las Vegas” Adventure

The night felt… Sultry (go to A) Lonely (go to Z) Strangely quiet (go to C) A) I stepped out of the cab and entered through the doors of the Mandalay Bay. Spying around the layout, I could tell that … Continue reading

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Confessions from a Sikh “Sick” and Tired New York Cabby

About a week ago, I was in New York City hailing a taxicab for the airport. I noticed a particular gentleman, appearing to be of Arab decent, pull aside just in front of me in a cab and begin to … Continue reading

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The Politically Incorrect I.Q. Test

For years people have clamored over the IQ test, wondering if they’re smart, not smart, or exceptionally gifted. I say, all that matters is if you’re stupid or not, which will take about ten questions and five minutes of your … Continue reading

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Sex Law Quiz: Real Law or Guideline for the Slack Jaw?

We here in the United States have quite the collection of sex laws designating right from wrong for the human species. These laws regulate everything from brothels to our own bedrooms. Some of them in fact seem more like guidelines … Continue reading

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