Confessions of Abu Nahasapeemapetilon, Online Dating Addict
Abu Nahasapeemapetilon, Simpson’s cartoon character, Kwik-E-Mart cashier, and singer of the popular Prince rendition of, Tonight I’m going to party like its on sale for $19.99!, has reported plans to marry the popular Bollywood actress, Mallika Sherawat. Abu claims his interest in Sherawat goes far beyond the sex appeal she is known for. The paparazzo [...]
Divided They Stand, United They Trudge Forward: The State of the Auto Industry for 2012
The taxpayers have generously given up their milk money to government bully’s, and the kids with spilt milk now have something to dunk their cookie in. Automotive News headlines in June, read, Detroit 3 are Big 3 again. Where the Japanese automobile once reined supreme, the domestic has become a worthy adversary. Some consumers may [...]
UMM Bucket List: 10 Things to Do Before You Die
The idiom, drop in the bucket, refers to the idea that most things in life are only a very small portion of the whole. Kick the bucket, references death by imagining yourself standing on a bucket with a noose tied around your neck. Once the bucket is ‘kicked’, well, you can imagine the outcome. But [...]
The Weather May be Getting Cooler, But Ben & Jerry Still Has Schweddy Balls
NPR Female Voice: “Oh, these Schweddy Balls really are cold. How long did you leave them out?” NPR Male Voice: “Well, it’s been awhile… Sometimes if I don’t get them out every once in awhile, they start to turn blue.” NPR Female Voice: “Blue Balls? Oh, honey… whenever I’m around, I can promise you will [...]